Ozzy Osbourne has often credited his wife Sharon with helping him maintain his sobriety over the years. It would appear his spouse went to extreme lengths to do so.
Ozzy was absent from the latest episode of “The Osbournes” podcast, which sees the family in irreverent conversation together. This time around, Sharon, Kelly, Jack, and special guest Margaret Cho took advantage of their chance to discuss some topics that maybe weren’t Ozzy-approved. Like the time Sharon defecated in Ozzy’s weed stash.
It was apparently Sharon’s M.O. to leave a deuce in Ozzy’s contraband when she found it, according to Kelly, who recounted the story on the podcast.
“I found [Ozzy’s weed],” Kelly recalled. “I came to mom, showed it to her, and then she’s like, ‘Kelly, do you need to go to the toilet?’ And I said, ‘No, I’m not doing this again for you, I’m too old now. I’m not going to shit in dad’s drugs.’ [So] she shit in it, and it was in this tiny Ziploc bag… she shit in it, zipped it back up again, and put it back. When he found out, he went nuts and chased us down the hallway.”
Jack recalled Ozzy being furious at the undoubtedly disgusting discovery of his besmirched weed. “He went so fucking nuts and nearly knocked a door off a hinge at this hotel we were in,” said Jack.
Sharon employed a similar stratagem when it came to Ozzy’s booze.
“He wouldn’t stop drinking one time,” she said. “He was drinking brandy, and I just got the bottle and rubbed it around my ass. And then he took a swig, and then he went back again, and then he looked at me and he goes, ‘You didn’t.’ And I go, ‘I did.’”
You can check out the entire conversation in all its gritty detail below.
